Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Class Page - School Magazine
If u guys still don't send me your photo by Monday, I'm gonna to put "?" in ur photo...
Send to wms09.5W@gmail.com..
Thanks a lot..
Swine Flu
Who says swine flu started from Mexico and the USA ?
W.H.O. researcher Dr. Soh Tow Hong confirmed its origin from China .
SWINE FLU started from China a long time ago.
Check out the 1st human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.
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W.H.O. researcher Dr. Soh Tow Hong confirmed its origin from China .
SWINE FLU started from China a long time ago.
Check out the 1st human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Add Maths Project?
HEY! i've found addmaths project X) and it's free (;
it's like better than gucci spring/summer sales huh
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14822782/Add-Math-Project-2009 - colour version
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14818885/Form-5-Add-Math-Project-2009 - black and white version
and...
http://addmathsproject2009.blogspot.com/
(this is lousy, download very slow)
change the font
change the 5 photos
change the size
it's like better than gucci spring/summer sales huh
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14822782/Add-Math-Project-2009 - colour version
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14818885/Form-5-Add-Math-Project-2009 - black and white version
and...
http://addmathsproject2009.blogspot.com/
(this is lousy, download very slow)
change the font
change the 5 photos
change the size
Monday, June 1, 2009
Email address listed in Contact Us Page
Members of 5W, please refer to your name and get your free email address created for you...
Log in using Windows Live...
User name : your email address
Password : (Please request from Kok Wee)
Enjoy your new free 5GB email..
The WMS 2009 Class 5W Online is LAUNCHED!
Hallelujah! praise the lord that the WMS 2009 class 5w ONlINE is launched...Amen..
Here you go :
http://wms2009class5w1.web.officelive.com/default.aspx
Okay..kok wee asked me to post something about it...Anyhow..i dont know anything about it..Just go in..and look at the pictures..thats what i did=)
Here you go :
http://wms2009class5w1.web.officelive.com/default.aspx
Okay..kok wee asked me to post something about it...Anyhow..i dont know anything about it..Just go in..and look at the pictures..thats what i did=)
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