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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
naisss
3rd Marriage Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They died. How did your first wife die? She ate some poisonous mushrooms. What about your second wife? She died from a severe skull fracture. How did she get a skull fracture? She wouldn't eat the mushrooms. some pics to brighten ur day      and finally, the pic of the day  |
Friday, June 26, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Random photos...
Mdm Zabedah teaching??Only Prefect and Library Prefect in Eng Set 2...
Wow..Jang Foong's hair gt cut by the devil Tze Jia??
Wee Chan and his new target??
Dancers of the class...
Eng Set 2
Took some photos when 5P was out for photography session...
This is the poser - Tze Jia with Mdm Baljit...
Group Photo 1 -without Kok Wee
Group Photo 2 - Without Yi Sheng
Yi Sheng with his 3 girls..haha...
Is this the perasan group?? Haha..Kidding XD..
Teachers of 5W
Wah...hardworking Mdm Haslina...
Maths teacher trying to irritate Russell during concert practice...
Physics teacher looking at who??!!
Mdm Zabedah's Blog
Guess What??!!
Our Maths teacher got a blog...
Here the link...
Check it out...
http://happyheartaza.blogspot.com/
Mdm, I told u that u hide your blog from me..haha...
Monday, June 22, 2009
Prison Break
Jon and Jian escape from jail. They are running in the woods and then noticed Ken was following them who had escaped from jail too and they just let him follow. They hear the police dogs barking and hear them getting closer so they all quickly jump up on one tree each. The dogs start barking up the tree Jon is on and he says "Meow", and the policemen think the dogs are just barking at a cat. The dogs then start barking up the tree Jian is on and Jian says "Hoo hoo, hoo hoo", the policemen think the dogs are just barking at an Owl. The dogs then start barking up the tree Ken is on and Ken says "Moooooooo", they are all caught and must now face the firing squad for trying to escape. The Jon is up 1st. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", Jon quickly shouts "TORNADO! TORNADO!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tornado, while their backs are turned Jon quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. Jian is next. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", Jian quickly shouts "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tsunami, while their backs are turned the Indian guy quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. Lastly is Ken. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", Ken quickly shouts "FIRE! FIRE!".
Sunday, June 21, 2009
HillBilly Divorce
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger.
That's why I want this dayvorce."
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger.
That's why I want this dayvorce."
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Logic
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Photography Session for Class Page
I will take the photograph of everyone on Friday..
So dress up nicely...And be present on Friday..
Thank you...
Happy Birthday JACKY!
As you guys know today is Jacky's birthday ^^.
Hmm... he is really a good friend and nice to talk to. Funny guy and he is like a symbol of our class hehe. Hope you like the cake ya haha XD.
pics will b uploaded soon ~ =)
for your info, i don't like to blog and this is my first post >< just for you jacky!
Hmm... he is really a good friend and nice to talk to. Funny guy and he is like a symbol of our class hehe. Hope you like the cake ya haha XD.
pics will b uploaded soon ~ =)
for your info, i don't like to blog and this is my first post >< just for you jacky!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Know Your Customers
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left"
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left"
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Where There's a Will There's a Way
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the best I could do for you from here."
MORAL :
No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from your heart you can do it. It is the thought that matters not where you are or where the person is. Think about this. May be in this way we all could be very close to each other in our hearts.
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the best I could do for you from here."
MORAL :
No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from your heart you can do it. It is the thought that matters not where you are or where the person is. Think about this. May be in this way we all could be very close to each other in our hearts.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Add Maths Project
It requires Adobe Reader 9 and above..
Please download and install the software before downloading the file..
Thank you.
Click here to download Adobe Reader 9.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Chemistry
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
___________________________________________________
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
___________________________________________________
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Class Page - School Magazine
If u guys still don't send me your photo by Monday, I'm gonna to put "?" in ur photo...
Send to wms09.5W@gmail.com..
Thanks a lot..
Swine Flu
Who says swine flu started from Mexico and the USA ?
W.H.O. researcher Dr. Soh Tow Hong confirmed its origin from China .
SWINE FLU started from China a long time ago.
Check out the 1st human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.
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W.H.O. researcher Dr. Soh Tow Hong confirmed its origin from China .
SWINE FLU started from China a long time ago.
Check out the 1st human after he was infected by swine flu a long time ago in Chinese history.
Scroll Down >>>>>
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Add Maths Project?
HEY! i've found addmaths project X) and it's free (;
it's like better than gucci spring/summer sales huh
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14822782/Add-Math-Project-2009 - colour version
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14818885/Form-5-Add-Math-Project-2009 - black and white version
and...
http://addmathsproject2009.blogspot.com/
(this is lousy, download very slow)
change the font
change the 5 photos
change the size
it's like better than gucci spring/summer sales huh
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14822782/Add-Math-Project-2009 - colour version
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14818885/Form-5-Add-Math-Project-2009 - black and white version
and...
http://addmathsproject2009.blogspot.com/
(this is lousy, download very slow)
change the font
change the 5 photos
change the size
Monday, June 1, 2009
Email address listed in Contact Us Page
Members of 5W, please refer to your name and get your free email address created for you...
Log in using Windows Live...
User name : your email address
Password : (Please request from Kok Wee)
Enjoy your new free 5GB email..
The WMS 2009 Class 5W Online is LAUNCHED!
Hallelujah! praise the lord that the WMS 2009 class 5w ONlINE is launched...Amen..
Here you go :
http://wms2009class5w1.web.officelive.com/default.aspx
Okay..kok wee asked me to post something about it...Anyhow..i dont know anything about it..Just go in..and look at the pictures..thats what i did=)
Here you go :
http://wms2009class5w1.web.officelive.com/default.aspx
Okay..kok wee asked me to post something about it...Anyhow..i dont know anything about it..Just go in..and look at the pictures..thats what i did=)
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