Inspiration frm Choon

I wuz so inspired by choon's emo story with a moral value
So i decided 2 write my own emo story with a moral value
It's my first time so give lots of encouragement ya =)
Ok here goes

Once there wuz a woman who married a man
She was so hot n all bt for some reason she married a poor guy
So one day the poor guy comes home n gives a letter 2 his wife
The woman is like,"Wad is this?!!"
N the man explains tat its some invitation to some ball

Then the woman starts crying like nobody's business
Since it's nite time n the man doesn't want 2 wake up his neighbours
He asks his wife,"Hey woman wads ur prob"
The woman is like,"I don't have any dress so i can't go"
The man is like,"Ur so hot u don't need 2 wear a dress"

Bt the woman doesn't care n keeps crying
After the neighbour threatens 2 call the police
The man gives up n tells the wife,"Here u can have the money i wuz savin up 2 buy a pet dog"
So the woman goes n buys her dress

Then she comes home n starts crying again
The man is kinda agitated nw so he screams
WAD NW WOMAN?!!!
She's like i have a dress bt i still don't have jewellery
The man says,"Go get a rose or sumthin"
The woman is like,"I'd do tat bt i don't like the feelin of havin a stigma style pistil carpel ovary
ovule metacarpel pollen tube anther filament sepal stamen receptacle n stuff stuck in my hair"
The man is like,"Good point. Tell u wad y dont u go n boro some stuff frm ur rich fren"

So the woman goes 2 her fren's house n asks if she can boro some stuff
The fren says no prob help urself
So the woman bein the beach tat she is goes n borrows the most expensive necklace

So bla bla bla she goes 2 the ball shes hot etc
Then she goes home n finds out
OMG THE NECKLACE IS LOST
The husband is like chill chill i'll go find it
Bt he cant find it

Haiz im lazy 2 type out the rest refer to Short Poems n Stories Form 4 'The Necklace'

Ok skip 2 the endin

The woman finally repays her debt
One day shes walkin in a park
She sees her rich fren
She goes to her n tells her all abt the necklace n hw she lost it n hw she worked so hard n all
The fren is like,"Hahaha u gt pwned the necklace is fake"



Moral of the story
The next time u lose ur frens necklace go buy her a fake one

no this is not from bk..

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for
her.

She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her
boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see
everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry
me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and
refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her
saying.

"Just take care of my eyes dear."

This is how humans change when their status changes.
Only few remember what life was before, and who has always been there
in the most painful situations.

Today before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children
Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep
Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished
they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one
maker

Effects of homework overload

IM A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT N STOUT

HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT

WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP HEAR ME SHOUT

TIP ME OVER N POUR ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY1 BETTER WATCH THIS VID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69-GO4bYLM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the mistake i made earlier.

1) Moral - Model paper 1 (Ques 2 to 6)

2) And reminder: BM set 1, send ur karangans to mdm thru email by 26th, this wednesday. =)

3) BM sets 2 and 3, and English Sets 1 and 3, can someone post the hw for the others?


Thanks loadss. =)



Corliss.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my house engulfed in flames. The fireengines were a tad bit too late. All was gone. Money. Family. I leave, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

School 1960 vs 2009

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2009 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2009 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2009 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2009 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

More homework (PLS CORRECT IF I WRITE WRONG)

not sure abt u but those ppl same set with me will have these homework as well =D

BM set 1

karangan - jerebu thing

*send to mdm anelyza's email

ENG set 1

est essay (Amminuddin Baki paper)

MATHS

that 2 piece of paper

BIO

(waiting for someone else to post :D lazy)

CHEM

paper essay blabla

PHY

alot of paper also

... did i miss out on anything else?

There is no way other classes have more hw than we do.

Holiday Homework, 5W buddies! =)
Enjoy!

1. Moral -
The Yellow Sasbadi book (Model kertas 1-6) So basically, the whole book la?
2. Add Maths -
The Yellow Sasbadi book, again. (All the Form5 Chapter5 questions ONLY)
3. Chemistry -
Handout Melaka Paper 2 (Finish structure ques, Essay Ques No. 8a-c & 10a-d)
4. Maths -
Handout (SPM Revision Questions)
5. BM (Set 1 ) -

1) Karangan lengkap (Choose 1 out of
(i) Huraikan signifikan jerebu kepada negara.
(ii) Masalah jerebu di Malaysia.)
Send ur karangan to Mdm Anelyza via email at anelyza74@yahoo.com.my before 26/8/2009.
2) Handout (Ujian Diagnostik - Wilayah paper: Kertas 1)
Bahagian B (Cari isi & ungkapan menarik for Ques 2 & 3)
3) The same paper as no.2 but The KERTAS 2
The whole paper. I think.

Hey Set 1-ers, BM, gotta go ALL the model papers she gave us right? so, have to prepare answers for both papers 1 & 2.

And can someone tell me if we need to do the Terengganu paper - The Kertas 1? I circled Bahagian B's Ques 2 & 3. But i'm not sure.

6. Biology
Read & Do: Model Test 1 - Objective No.1-50
Form4:
C2, c4 - pg 81 (Q2)
C3 - pg 52 (Q1)
C5 - pg 7 (Q1)
C6 - pg 36 (Q1), pg 66 (Q1), pg 82 (Q3)
C7 - pg 23 (Q2), pg 37 (Q2)
C8 - pg 9 (Q3), pg 38 (Q3)

Form 5:
C1 - pg 55 (Q4), pg 68 (Q3)
C3 - pg 84 (Q5)

ATTENTION: WEDNESDAY AFTER HOLIDAY - TEST ON EXPERIMENT REPORTS ( READ ALL FORM 4 & 5 EXPERIMENTS)

EXTRA CLASSES: Bio & Sej

WEAK STUDENTS CAN COME BACK DURING HOLIDAYS, EVEN THOSE WHO DIDN'T RECEIVE THE LETTER. IT'S FROM MONDAY TO THURSDAY IN THE OFFICE.
PLS BRING THE BIO GREEN WORKBOOK & FORM4, 5 NOTEBOOKS/REFERENCE BOOKS.


8-9am
Monday: Read F4 (C2, 3, 4)
Tuesday: Read F4 (C5)
Wednesday: Read F4 (C6)
Thursday: Read F4 (C7, 8)

9-10am on all 4 days:
Says Miss Teng: "I WILL COME AND TEACH YOU."

10-12pm on all 4 days:
Do hw in green book/ Sejarah ( Mdm Premila)

7. Physics??? WHAT PHYSICS SINYEE?
Is it the one she gave like, early this week? The entire paper 2 & 3? the one only some people passed up?

8. Sejarah
Cerdik pass year paper
do all objective =.="
plus
the two last papers SUBJECTIVE and ESSAY
hint hint wink wink
premila say something coming out from the two last papers/last two papers for trials
meeeeehhhhhhhh o.O
stuDYING a!!!!!
(copied from SinYee's post)

.
From what i heard, with her standing next to me, Mdm said that Form 5's C1 (one essay ques), form 5's C9 (also one essay ques), Form 5's C3-8 (about 1 or 2 essay ques).


Sigh. =/ Good luck with the big fat pile of hw we have to complete in a week's time. And happy revising too. =)

Lots of love,
Corliss.

sejarah homework

Cerdik pass year paper

do all objective =.="

plus

the two last papers SUBJECTIVE and ESSAY

hint hint wink wink

premila say something coming out from the two last papers/last two papers for trials

meeeeehhhhhhhh o.O

stuDYING a!!!!!

sinyee

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her
a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich...?"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!

Adore 09

OATS

Everyone dont forget 2 eat oats every morning

Beware: long post ahead

This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying
condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest
pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can
even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not
digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too
cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the
pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove
make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to
watch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you
are all 'dried up'.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have
another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?
-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
-10 minutes



NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik
ler... inclusive chicken meat?



NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country la....


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of
course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh
lah!



NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'



NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY
PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms
and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.


NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini
jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!


NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER
FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle
east.

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM
FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget
car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service
and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again
within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no
need for the Germans and their silly car-making and
market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.



NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT
EVER QUEUE) :
everybody doing what lah............



NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these
days



NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :
give them minum kopi lar.......

Truth or Lie?

looks fake to me. u decide

class page

if u want to change your class page photo...this is your last chance to do so...
send your photo to wms09.5w@gmail.com latest by this thursday (13/8/09) at 9pm...
late submission will be rejected...
* this is really the final chance...dont complain again if u miss it...

good things to share - dominos coupon vaild till aug31

here's some coupon for u all to share =D dont fight over it!

i only have 4, unfortunately.

RM30 for 2 regular pizzas = BTV88

RM100 for 2 large + 2 regular + 1 set chicken wings + 2 bottle drinks = BTV89

RM40 for 2 regular pizzas + icecream etc (either one) = BTV92

RM75 for 3 large pizzas + extra cheese = BTV93

heh =D

how was the grand finale tamathon???? ToT

dayum!! heard from wee chan that the tamathons was awesome!

way to go barty! XD

too bad i wasnt there to witness it........ rawrrrrrr

haha!!! UPLOAD TONS OF PHOTOS

who's the winner???? xD

--sinyee

Grand Final Tamathon

Date : 10/08/09

Flag-off Time : 8.10 am

Flag-off Point : Outside 5W

Finishing Line : Outside Physics Lab __________________________________________________________________

Results

1st : Jonathan Ong

2nd : Leong Jian Wei

3rd : Lee Wen Han

__________________________________________________________________

Casualties : Wong Yuan Hong

Yuan Hong is currently recuperating at home. Get well soon Hong. __________________________________________________________________

Disqualifications : Choi Choon Lian, David Ho

These two were disqualified for heading to pit stop #2 (boys' toilet) during the race. __________________________________________________________________

The medal ceremony will be held tomorrow during homeroom period, followed by a press conference.

Videos will be uploaded shortly.

Thank you to everyone for participating in our last ever Tamathon.

Gonna do a comic on Tamathon...

Be prepared on Monday....

Class Page

1st..send me ur photos to wms09.5w@gmail.com by 10am (8/8/2009)..Dun complain if u send later than this...(Last warning!!!)

2nd i plan to do a comic for our class..can any1 come out wif ideas???

Tamathon Postponed

Due to abnormal weather conditions, the Grand Final Tamathon has been postponed to next Monday (10/07/09) during Physics.

Participants are encouraged to use the upcoming weekend to undergo vigorous training.

Tamathon Route

Grand Final Tamathon

Organising commitee

Chairman : Leong Jian Wei
Commitee Member : Hooi Sin Yee, Elizabeth Tan, Lim Kok Wee

Date : 06/08/2009
Time : When Tam starts running
Flag-off point : 5W
Ending point : Block B Physics Lab

Rules :

1) Winner is the one closest to Tam but in front of him upon reaching Physics Lab.
Diagram :
(Tam) (1st place) (2nd place) (3rd place) (Finish Line)
2) Winner gets to take pictures with the medals...
3) But medals cannot keep
4) Tam will belanja lunch (At least RM 5 per person) if he's not the winner
5) Everyone must be in class before 7.55am
6) Those that dun start from the class will be immediately disqualified

12 THINGS YOU DON'T SAY IN WAL-MART

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiI9kJtBBXU

Caution: Contains LOUD profanity, please make sure volume is on minimum when watching.Enjoy :)

Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Aah... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! why are you even ask?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell NO! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling


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~ AFTER MARRIAGE

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