Saturday, August 29, 2009

Inspiration frm Choon

I wuz so inspired by choon's emo story with a moral value
So i decided 2 write my own emo story with a moral value
It's my first time so give lots of encouragement ya =)
Ok here goes

Once there wuz a woman who married a man
She was so hot n all bt for some reason she married a poor guy
So one day the poor guy comes home n gives a letter 2 his wife
The woman is like,"Wad is this?!!"
N the man explains tat its some invitation to some ball

Then the woman starts crying like nobody's business
Since it's nite time n the man doesn't want 2 wake up his neighbours
He asks his wife,"Hey woman wads ur prob"
The woman is like,"I don't have any dress so i can't go"
The man is like,"Ur so hot u don't need 2 wear a dress"

Bt the woman doesn't care n keeps crying
After the neighbour threatens 2 call the police
The man gives up n tells the wife,"Here u can have the money i wuz savin up 2 buy a pet dog"
So the woman goes n buys her dress

Then she comes home n starts crying again
The man is kinda agitated nw so he screams
WAD NW WOMAN?!!!
She's like i have a dress bt i still don't have jewellery
The man says,"Go get a rose or sumthin"
The woman is like,"I'd do tat bt i don't like the feelin of havin a stigma style pistil carpel ovary
ovule metacarpel pollen tube anther filament sepal stamen receptacle n stuff stuck in my hair"
The man is like,"Good point. Tell u wad y dont u go n boro some stuff frm ur rich fren"

So the woman goes 2 her fren's house n asks if she can boro some stuff
The fren says no prob help urself
So the woman bein the beach tat she is goes n borrows the most expensive necklace

So bla bla bla she goes 2 the ball shes hot etc
Then she goes home n finds out
OMG THE NECKLACE IS LOST
The husband is like chill chill i'll go find it
Bt he cant find it

Haiz im lazy 2 type out the rest refer to Short Poems n Stories Form 4 'The Necklace'

Ok skip 2 the endin

The woman finally repays her debt
One day shes walkin in a park
She sees her rich fren
She goes to her n tells her all abt the necklace n hw she lost it n hw she worked so hard n all
The fren is like,"Hahaha u gt pwned the necklace is fake"



Moral of the story
The next time u lose ur frens necklace go buy her a fake one

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