CLASS PARTY !
Date : 30th September 2009
Venue : Pavilion
Time : 1p.m.
Date : 30th September 2009
Venue : Pavilion
Time : 1p.m.
see you guys there! =)
-han-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Mr Ganes
Today, Edric and me had our sudden visit to Mr Ganes's house in Klang...
He's currently undergoing a treatment. He has already gone through 8 weeks of treatment (18 weeks in total)..
But he might come back to school next week.
So..Let's pray for him and wish that he will recover soon.
English is so cute. =D
You think English is easy???
Read to the end . . . tell me your comment
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce .
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen abo ut how to row
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car .
At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It wil l take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP..When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so............ it is time to shut UP ...!
Read to the end . . . tell me your comment
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce .
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen abo ut how to row
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car .
At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It wil l take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP..When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so............ it is time to shut UP ...!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
MINESWEEPER!
let the picture bedazzle all fellow 5Wiannss =D
hahaha =D
the clickings doesnt just stop in com lab
wheeewooo. thanks tzejia for introducing me to minesweeper
i can finally rest in peace! =D
MDM SARAH TAN!
dont know if she reads this.. but..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAM SARAH TAN! =D
hope u have many many birthdays ahead =)
thanks for being our homeroom teacher for 2 years!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAM SARAH TAN! =D
hope u have many many birthdays ahead =)
thanks for being our homeroom teacher for 2 years!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Class outing
hey people! hows holiday?
anyway, all of us have decided to plan a class outing before the holiday right.
so yeah, details below is about our class outing.
Venue: Pavillion ( theres lrt, monorail, convenient!) ;) about the restaurant, will decide later.
how bout MDM KWAN?.
Date: 30th September, next wednesday
Time: lunch? about 1 or 2?
ps: we need to take more photos during class outing as we do not have enough pics for class page.
hope all of you can make it!. tell your friends about this as not all the 5w's visit this blog ;)
leave msg at the chatbox, state whether you can make it or not.
thanks =D
loves,
Val =)
Monday, September 21, 2009
STREES
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me out, the Boss asked him 'And where do you think you're going?'
He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'
I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me out, the Boss asked him 'And where do you think you're going?'
He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sharing is caring
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain
hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip
and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
around them kept
looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford
is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.
He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine -
They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her
husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and
begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you,
we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food
and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered.... "The teeth"
Sunday, September 6, 2009
no offence..
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man! * Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.* * Men keep reading * So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. * Men Keep reading * By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen! |
Thursday, September 3, 2009
get well soon
today our class mencecah rekod baru xD
10 ppl "SICK" today ='( tsk tsk.
hope you guys get well soon xD
tzejia
weechan
daniel
jangfoong
choonlian
jacky
wilson
lisa
aaron
jianwei
kekeke.
we shld all do this one day ;D
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Happy Birthday Corliss, Sept 2nd
yeah i know it's early, but i might forget. so happy birthday all the same. have a great one.
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