HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI KAY!

hey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =) may all ur wishes come true ya ^^

-han-

MDM SARAH TAN!

dont know if she reads this.. but..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAM SARAH TAN! =D

hope u have many many birthdays ahead =)
thanks for being our homeroom teacher for 2 years!

Class outing

hey people! hows holiday?

anyway, all of us have decided to plan a class outing before the holiday right.

so yeah, details below is about our class outing.

Venue: Pavillion ( theres lrt, monorail, convenient!) ;) about the restaurant, will decide later.

how bout MDM KWAN?.

Date: 30th September, next wednesday

Time: lunch? about 1 or 2?

ps: we need to take more photos during class outing as we do not have enough pics for class page.

hope all of you can make it!. tell your friends about this as not all the 5w's visit this blog ;)

leave msg at the chatbox, state whether you can make it or not.

thanks =D

loves,

Val =)

STREES

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me out, the Boss asked him 'And where do you think you're going?'
He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'

THE LAST DAY OF

WESLEY METHODIST SCHOOL

PAPERS IS OVER!!

FOREVER! Awesome huh?

=)

Happy Raya holidays 5wians!

And uh..

Happy Study Leave! -ing.

(:

Love, corliss.

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He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain

hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into

two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip

and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people

around them kept

looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford

is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.

He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine -

They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her

husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and

begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you,

we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the

napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food

and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered.... "The teeth"

no offence..

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man! * Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.* * Men keep reading * So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. * Men Keep reading * By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!