Equations

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Boss and Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?"

Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled! When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up..

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.... He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre."
Boss went back to his office murmering... kan ni neh....

We gt owned by mdm sarah

2day me, choon, ken, n jon threw hong outta the class
then mdm sarah threw us outta the class (including hong)
- the end -

lmao

Concert Practice...

Hey ppl...Now is concert practice..

Today we miss Bio class...

Haiz...Concert Practice so long leh...

Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

YUAN HOOOONG xD

Really ar?

Too Much

There are four people from different counties on the Petronas Twin Towers.

One is Japanese, one is French, one is Malaysian, and one is Indonesian.

They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.

The Japanese guy goes first.

He throws off sushi.

There is a lot of sushi in my country.

Next is the French guy.

He throws off a condom - There is too much love in my country.

Next is the Indonesian.

He throws off a flower.

There are too many disasters in my country - I hope the people who died in disasters will be in peace.

Next goes the Malaysian.

He looks around him and picks the Indonesian up and throws him of the building and says - There are too many Indonesians in my country.